Lucky's story
Hmmm, yes. I see you there. And really, if you're going to think I'd PERFORM for you, like a DOG or one of those lesser cats who bat at things or make annoying little mewing sounds...well, you clearly haven't met a really PROPER cat. Such as myself, Lucky. However, if you have a truly sensitive nature and appropriate living situation to offer, I will consider you as a potential human companion. Perhaps. The shelter will do the dirty work for me so please send applications to AVHS. I will be here in my temporary penthouse, ehm...foster home, awaiting my new servants.